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CETS ON RWA — a tall slender golden cat standing front-on
Robinhood Chain · CETS

CETS ON RWA

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Contract address · USDGverify before you buy
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CAT_SEASON.SYS not found.

Searched every chain. Every cycle. Since 2013.

why_cats.txt

Origin

Somebody had to ask the question.

Doge ran. Shiba ran. Bonk ran. Every cycle, on every chain, the dogs get their run — and they get it again the next cycle, and the one after that.

Cats never did. Not once, not properly, not on any chain. It is the most obvious gap in this entire market and nobody has closed it.

CETS ON RWA was born on Robinhood Chain to close it.

Not by asking you to believe harder than the last one did. By building the thing dog coins never had underneath it — a pair that holds its value, and a reason to still be holding in ninety days.

Side view of the CETS ON RWA character
rwa_standard.sys

The pair

Paired with USDG. Not with hope.

CETS trades against USDG — a stable coin, the native asset powering the Robinhood Chain ecosystem.

That is the whole difference. A dog coin paired against a volatile asset is a bet on top of a bet. Pair the same meme against USDG and the floor underneath it is the network Robinhood.

Cats have been sitting on RWA for four thousand years. Ask Egypt.

Opposite side view of the CETS ON RWA character
dividends.exe

Holder rewards

USDG, paid to you automatically.

Every buy and every sell pays a 3% tax, and the overwhelming majority of it goes straight back out to holders as USDG. You do not stake. You do not claim. You do not sign anything.

Minimum to qualify
10,000
CETS held in your wallet
Paid in
USDG
The native asset of the Robinhood Chain ecosystem
Auto-payout at
100 USDG
Sent the moment you cross it
0%
Reward balance accruing…payout at 100 USDG
  1. Hold at least 10,000 CETS in your own wallet. Not on an exchange — the contract has to be able to see you.
  2. Every trade anyone makes adds to your reward balance, in proportion to how much you hold.
  3. The moment your balance reaches 100 USDG, USDG lands in your wallet. No claim button, no gas from you, no action at all.
  4. Keep holding. It runs again, and again, for as long as the chart has volume on Robinhood Chain.
fees.cfg

Tax structure

1% in. 1% out. Here is every basis point of it.

A flat 1% tax on buys and on sells. That 1% is then split four ways — with the majority going straight back to the people holding.

70%
USDG rewards
= 0.70% of every trade
15%
Automatic burn
= 0.15% of every trade
10%
Liquidity pool
= 0.10% of every trade
5%
Creator
= 0.05% of every trade

Read it carefully: those four percentages are shares of the 1% tax, not of your trade. On a $1,000 buy, you pay $10 in tax, of which $7.00 is distributed to holders as USDG, $1.50 is burned forever, $1.00 deepens liquidity, and $0.50 goes to the creator. Everything runs on Robinhood Chain, with USDG as the native reward asset.

manifesto.txt · 宣言

Manifesto · 宣言

To all believers, to all the USDG-maxxing people.
CETS on Robinhood Chain is destined for something special.

The dogs had their decade. Every cycle. Every chain. We watched them run and we said nothing, because cats are very good at waiting.

USDG does not chase. USDG does not beg. USDG is simply still there when everything else has gone quiet — and so are we.

Ten thousand is not a price. It is a promise. Keep it, and the chain pays you in USDG.

Nine lives. This is the one that counts.

致所有信仰者,致所有坚定看好 USDG 的人。
CETS 生于 Robinhood Chain,注定不凡。
狗有它们的十年:每一轮,每一条链。
我们等待。猫,最擅长等待。
USDG 不追逐,不乞求;当喧嚣散尽,它依然存在——我们也是如此。
一万,不是价格,是承诺。
守住它,链上将以 USDG 回报你。
九条命,这一条才算数。

If you can't hold, you won't get the USDG.

拿不住,就拿不到 USDG。

build.log

How it was made

Locked from four sides before a single post went out.

Most coins start with one picture. A picture cannot turn around. The moment you need it at another angle — a banner, a sticker, a frame of animation — somebody redraws it, and it is quietly a different character.

So CETS ON RWA started with a turnaround instead. Front, both sides, back, drawn against one set of construction guides: top of ears, neck, shoulder, mid, floor. Every view has to hit the same lines.

Character model sheet: front, side, back and side views of the CETS ON RWA cat, drawn against horizontal construction guides labelled top of ears, neck, shoulder, mid and floor.

Model sheet · 4 viewsGuides · ears / neck / shoulder / mid / floor

Click the sheet or any view to download the original PNG — the sheet at 1600 × 900, each view at 2048 × 2048.

Height agreement
1%
across all four views
Front and back width
712px
identical to the pixel
Depth to width
0.53
twice as wide as it is deep

That last number is the one that matters. The cat is deliberately flat — roughly twice as wide as it is deep — and holding that ratio is what stops it drifting into a generic round cartoon cat the moment anyone draws it again.

Every asset on this site, and every frame of anything that comes later, reads from that sheet.

stickers.exe

Telegram

Ten stickers. One tap.

Add them straight to Telegram and they are in every chat you have. No app, no signup, no wallet connect.

Cets torching a pile of gold with a flamethrower
Cets giving a thumbs up
Cets waving and holding a HI sign
Cets slamming a big red buy button
Cets riding a bull with a lasso
Cets crowned, in robes, holding a sceptre
Cets wreathed in flames, eyes alight, over the word ON FIRE
Cets flying a rocket marked TO THE MOON, thumb up
Cets perched on a stack of banknotes
Cets throwing both arms up under a rainbow, over the word WONDERFUL

Click any sticker to download it on its own — 512px PNG, transparent background.

The zip holds every sticker as WEBP and PNG plus the pack icon — for Signal, Discord, or anywhere that is not Telegram.

connect.exe